What we're not talking about

I don't know about you, but I found that almost nobody felt inclined to mention what happened two years ago today. There was one guy at work who said he was going out tonight to celebrate, but it turns out that today's actually his birthday. This guy happened to start working with me on my birthday, so I told him we're tied as far as having our birthdays ruined by catastrophic events.

I'm sure you remember where you were two years ago today. Here's where everybody else was, minute by minute. What was George W. Bush's decisive first move after the attacks? Picking up and reading a children's book named The Pet Goat.