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Maybe it's old hat to make fun of Ozzy. Then again, maybe it's not! Not when he (accompanied by Sharon chirping away merrily) mumbles and garbles time-honored favorites such as "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," as he did during the seventh-inning stretch at Wrigley Field on Sunday, Aug. 17. Listen here, or better yet, see it here. You just might be able to see the fans prompting Ozzy as to what comes after "one" in the "one--two--three" sequence.